[There's a fumbling click and then a few moments of silence, followed by a clearly projected voice in what sounds like a very big, empty room]
So guess where I'm makin' this post? Hearing me loud and clear? Well that's cause-
okay close your eyes, imagine it...feel the fold-down wood padding your behind, smell the lingering antiseptic from our former occupants and the burning dust of too long-unused spotlights... this is your sneak preview! You're all in the center of the house, listening to what it sounds like!
That's right, Discedo's Concert Hall (and public meeting center) is open, up and running for your patronage! Uh, presuming all the legalese will be worked out regarding who gets to use what and when...
So stay tuned for when our first concert-slash-open-call-talent-show will happen! Float'll be the opener, of course, uh...and then its up to you!
[There are jogging footfalls as Demyx makes his back back to the communicator, still speaking to the whole empty room at large...which does have rather nice natural amplication.]
We'll see how quick we can pull this thing together....bandmates, or anybody else who wants in on the jam, really, we gotta pull some material big-show worthy and get on to practicing in the new room, so...lets meet up at the cafeteria for a quick soup bite tonight, then get down here for practice! Oh yeah, and don't forget about our pep band gig at the Struggle Tournament this Friday...I got the fight song all set.
Oh! And I guess we could use some techies now too! Anybody with some stellar showmanship in lights and soundboa- uhhhh, say how much do you think these high school generators can take, anyway? I wonder how much we can pump up the entertainment around here.
(...oh yeah, and I guess the Auditorium's open for being a courtroom and whatever else now too.)
This is Demyx your friendly neighborhood water util, fireman and rock star, saying- Have a nice day Discedo, and please don't feed the monsters, feed your hearts on the new sound!